I find the German language uniquely sexy. I can’t tell the difference between High or Low German, I just know that while most foreign languages sound sexy when you can’t understand them, there is something especially arousing about standard German with compounded words hung like a horse, and a voice that can turn from lighthearted … Continue reading Fahrvergnügen
“It’s a good thing we get along so great in bed,” I said, “Because I don’t think we could ever actually share a meal together.” She agreed. While my cooking skills had warmed the hearts of many, she would not thaw for anything other than deli turkey, like a child. Like her child. Turkey was … Continue reading Jackamo
She named my dick “Larry.” Larry. Of all possible names, she chose an actual human man’s name. Though, a man’s name from a different culture, would have been less questionable. If she named my cock and balls Faraz, I would have worn it openly. That would have been exotic. But Larry is some lame cousin … Continue reading High Holidays
I think it's good to be nervous sometimes. Not the kind of nervousness and anxiety that comes with going to work every day, but rather the sense of nervousness that can be interpreted as exhilaration. If everything in life is blah, but you can still get some weak-kneed excitement, I think you should hold … Continue reading Hold on to Your Nerves
I’ve been waiting to get this job. Two months now. Two interviews, waiting on a third. I’m starting to have a bad feeling. I think dating has prepared me for this – I know when they don’t want me, I can feel it when they become vacated of interest. It’s palpable. Like when I said … Continue reading The Interview
Lust in the Age of Anxiety 