I find the German language uniquely sexy. I can’t tell the difference between High or Low German, I just know that while most foreign languages sound sexy when you can’t understand them, there is something especially arousing about standard German with compounded words hung like a horse, and a voice that can turn from lighthearted … Continue reading Fahrvergnügen
“Drink more water,” she said. “Do less cocaine.” Those are the last words I remember her saying to my face before she disappeared. Again. It’s true that I was consuming a preposterous amount of incredibly pure cocaine all day, every day, for nearly two years; however, nothing molds the will of a contrarian quite like … Continue reading Drip
I have rules. They are to protect my person, my property, and my heart. I didn’t come up with them all at once, but they were each canonized through experience. Some rules are more important than others. 1) First date meetings should be in a public place. Not a motel room, car, or her apartment … Continue reading Liquid
This girl asked me what I think love is. And all I could think of was the grinning thief from the festival, shuffling around putting trash on the fire, and coming over with his hand open, saying Love is free, spread it around And the women I loved, Those people I believe I’ve loved, Every … Continue reading Love is Free
I can still feel her scent on the shirt I stole from her. She still has my sweater. My grandpa sweater. My oversized blue cardigan button down sweater. The 2XL one. She’s still sleeping in it and wearing it around town like a daddy-chic dress or some sort of officer’s coat, and sleeping in it … Continue reading The Molly, The Witch, and The Corset
I make a dirty little religion out of lovin' I'll make a dirty little convert out of you I make a dirty little religion out of lovin' It's a dirty little religion, hallelujah Dirty little acolyte Dirty little one You'll learn the fundamentals of desire Can I get a witness To my testament? Can I … Continue reading Dirty Little Religion
Lust in the Age of Anxiety 